April Fool Sms

1
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
2
 SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..
3
 Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
4
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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5

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
 6

U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

 7

Just a friendly reminder -
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.
 8

 31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

9

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623  

10

Plz open this
after 2 days at saturday.
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I know u can't wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance
 11

 Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

12

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate  

13

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
?
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After 2 Days it's 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2015

14

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
 15

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

16

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..  

17

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

18

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega